Permanentes Diarrhö und Hämmorhoiden (1999)

Permanentes Diarrhö und Hämmorhoiden (1999) - Germany

Directed by: Leif Lorenzen and Sönke Petersen

ABOUT THE FILM:

Permanent Diarrhea and Hemorrhoids is the second film in the CUM Pictures trilogy. Similar to its predecessor, Exhumiert und Beschnitten, this "film" is a collection of shorts that have little to nothing to do with each other. Similar to its predecessor, this film is driven by incredibly cheap amateur gore scenes, plenty of real shitting, grindcore music and very "edgy" humor.

REVIEW:

There really isn't much more that can be said about this film as was said about its predecessor. I'm not going to bother trying to address story, as there is no story. These shorts were created for no reason other than to try to be as edgy and disgusting as possible. One of the shorts, Schulmassacre, is simply about a kid in a beanie who goes around shitting everywhere until he shoots up his school. The entire opening crawl of the movie is a series of real gore, autopsy and accident photos stolen off of the internet interspersed with the title cards. Even with the extensive and unnecessary scenes of shitting and shit-eating, the movie falls flat on it's face and feels more gross and stupid than "shocking."

Although not as ugly as the first, the film is clearly aged. There are plenty of VHS artifacts and the colors are oversaturated and will quickly give you a headache. The camera work is incredibly amateurish, as are the few "special" effects and the "acting."

You really aren't missing much.

RELEASES:

-Permanentes Diarrhö und Hämmorhoiden was distributed by CUM Pictures on VHS and sold through advertisements in the Gory News magazine. However, due to its scarcity, the movie is currently only available on bootleg DVDs.